do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
(Source: cornerofyourmum, via stopfindingmepeople)
don’t talk to me i’ll get attached and hate everyone else that talks to you
(Source: zeldas, via take-us-to-your-leader)
" She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her. "
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
(via jolieing)
My five year old niece just made a clever cannibal joke…
Herself: Banana is a food.
[touching the bananas on the table]
Myself: Yes, bananas are a food.
[scrolling through aaronpauled for Merlin gifsets]
Herself: But banana isn’t a people food.
[she’s smiling mischievously with a signature Kubrick stare]
Myself: OH MY GOD, HIGH FIVE.
